Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles
So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.
THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES
THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER
THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALS
THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD
THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE
You know that one song in an album you always skip over and then when you decide to listen to it ur like well holy fuck me
don’t be friends with seniors because they will graduate and leave you and it’ll suck
DON’T BE FRIENDS WITH UNDERCLASSMEN BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THEM AND IT WILL SUCK
don’t be friends with seniors if you’re a senior because they’ll go to a different college than you and it will suck
dont make friends
glad we sorted that out guys
I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.
i live in constant struggle between “you’re wrong” and “but i don’t want to start shit”
more like “I don’t want to be harassed again by bigoted douchetrumpets”
"But the probable consequences of correcting you in this time and place outweigh the potential benefits; I’m fairly certain that I can’t change your mind, and trying will cause me harm in some fashion."
*new word of the month* douchetrumpets